Undertale the Musical (Papyrus' Song) - Brentalfloss

Sans: Here comes Papyrus.

Quick!

Get under that conveniently shaped lamp!

Oh hey bro?

What’s up?

Papyrus: You know what’s, «S'UP,» brother.

Another day of puzzles and human hunting

Lying in wait and wanting

Simply one chance!

Another day of looking cool in my cape

And generally being great

And wearing no pants!

I look for humans all day long

Then I take

A little spaghetti break

And back to the grind!

I keep maintaining all of my brilliant puzzles

Hold your skull tight

Because they’ll blow your dang mind!

And yet in spite of all of my dedication

Sans,

you’re as lazy and dim as a cow!

Get off your bones!

Your puzzles need calibration

What if a human were lurking near us now?

(Dialouge)

Sans: Sorry, I was just staring at this lamp.

Papyrus: Uh huh.

Sans: It’s really cool.

Papyrus: Uh huh…

Sans: Do you want to look?

Papyrus: No, you skeletal scallywag!

I don’t have time for that!

What if a human comes through here?

(Sing)

We must be watchful

On our toes

Eagle-eyed

If humans should happen by

We won’t let them go!

My puzzles rule!

And,

also this Junior Jumble

How do I stay so humble?

I do not know!

And look at this one!

Blades will slice!

Spikes will swing!

This puzzle has everything!

It gives me such glee.

Sooner or later

Humans will come again!

And someone will capture them

And it will be me!

And on that day

You all will say,

Hail Papyrus!

I’ll finally get all the things I deserve!

First off

Respect,

Then reverance and recoginition

It will be me

All the little people serve!

Undyne and Asgore,

They’ll say

«Well done papyrus!»

«You've toiled well, toiled long, toiled hard»

I’ll bathe in kisses all day and all night

They’ll promote me to the head of the royal guard!

(Dialouge)

Sans: Hmm.

Maybe this lamp will help you-

Papyrus: Sans!

You sre not helping!

You lazybones!

All you do is sit and boondoggle!

Sans: Hey,

take it easy!

I’ve gotten a ton of work done today!

A skele-ton!

Papyrus: Saaans!

Sans: Come on, you’re smiling!

Papyrus: I am and I hate it!

Take your stupid lamp and get back to work!

Sans: You get back to work.

Papyrus: I will!

(Sings)

Back to our day

Of

Tracking evasive humans

They won’t escape

Our two-man skeleton crew!

Another day

Preparing for deadly battle

Honing a tactic that’ll turn their hearts blue!

(Dialogue)

I will attend to my puzzles.

As for your work.

Put a little more.

Backbone into it!

Nyehehehehehehe!

(Sings)

And one day soon,

my puzzles will catch a human

Then, maybe someone will want to be friends.

And all my woes come to an end…

-Get ready!-

I’ll be the captain of the royal guard

They’ll hold me in such high regard

The praise will be prodigious

And i’ll be so prestigious

So popular and powerul

The path I walk so flowerful

That all the fairest monster drones

Will line the block to jump my bones

And someone.

Will want.

To be… My friend!

I’ll catch a human

Join the guard

And finally have a friend!

(Hey!)

…Heh.

by brentalfloss