Miitomo With Lyrics - Brentalfloss

Welcome to Miitomo, it’s a mobile app for Miis

Like a slightly altered Miiverse, but you don’t play on your Wiis

You’ll find it warm and soothing, even though it makes you cringe

Make a mii that looks just like you (unless you are a ginge)

Once you’ve got the app and you have signed up and you’ve joined

It bribes you like your grandma with some candy and with coins

Talk about what bread you like and why you love your cat,

And find out what bread people like and why they love their cat

You can dress up like a spaceman or a Ninja or a dancer,

But it mostly asks you questions and you basically just answer

Nintendo first released it in the nation of Japan

But the core mechanic’s perfect for big-mouth Americans

'Cause you talk about yourself, talk and talk about yourself

Pretend that you are listening, then talk about yourself

Keep on talkin' about yourself, talk and talk about yourself

And try some clothes and buy some clothes and but mostly you just talk about

yourself, about your self, you jerk off… yes, you.

Nintendo has a tragic view of social interaction

It’s not just in Miitomo, you can see it when Streetpassin'

If you want to find out more about a Mii who isn’t you

Just shove candy in their face, this is not what humans do

If you want special item like a t-shirt or a dress,

You must hoist your friends and drop them to a cruel pachinko death

You’ll add a bunch of people so your mii can level up

But then spend all of your candy doing research on your crush

And then talk about yourself, talk and talk about yourself

And stalk your crush, and comment gush, but then back to yourself

Keep on talkin' bout yourself, talk and talk about yourself

And make some creepy pictures, but mostly you just talk about yourself

You can use bad words in a Nintendo product… finally!

But who the f cares?

it’s already losing popularity…