You Can Touch My Boobies - Rachel Bloom

Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein

To a fantasy

Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt

And give yourself to me

No need to check the lock

'Cause your parents are at Benihana

Throw away the sock

Now come in close.

I know you wanna…

We’re gonna have some fun tonight

'Cause you can touch my boobies

Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right

'Cause you can touch my boobies

We’re gonna have some fun tonight

'Cause you can touch my boobies

Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right

'Cause you can touch my boobies

Sex, sex, sexy sex

Boner, boner, uterus

Saturday night and the music’s pumpin'

Out at the family funplex

We’ll lick tongues in a go-kart

And you’ll tell me fun facts about minerals

Now I’m dressed like that lady

From that cookie wrapper in the trash

I’ll show you my vagina

Which is located on my stomach somewhere

We’re gonna have some fun tonight

'Cause you can touch my boobies

Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right

'Cause you can touch my boobies

We’re gonna have some fun tonight

'Cause you can touch my boobies

Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?

For that, you can touch my boobies!

Sex, sex, sexy sex

Boner, boner, uterus

Fallopian, Fallopian, the pillow in the living room

Jeffrey, this is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel.

You’re disgusting!

You are perverted!

You have brought shame on your family

and the Jewish people!

You are going to be a rapist!

Boobs!

We’re gonna have some fun tonight

'Cause you can touch my boobies.

(Labia!)

Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right

'Cause you can touch my boobies.

(Outer labia!)

We’re gonna have some fun tonight

'Cause you can touch my boobies

(You're sick!)

Don’t be shy, yeah, it’s all right

'Cause you can touch my boobies

(Put your schmekel away!)

Sex, sex, sexy sex

You can touch my boobies

Boner, boner, uterus

You can touch my boobies

Fallopian, Fallopian, you can touch my boobies

(I see you staring at your dog’s pussy!)

You can touch my boobies