I Gave You A UTI - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Santino Fontana, Rachel Bloom

What’s that burnin' feelin'

Every time you pee?

Well, that’s how it goes

After you have so Much awesome sex with me!

I gave you

A UTI!

Yeah, I gave you

A UTI!

My sweet love injection

Caused a urinary tract infection!

I’m just that good

I didn’t even try, try, try

I gave you a UTI!

Okay, so it’s not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot

of sex has been happening and there’s just a very natural transfer of bacteria—

Don’t ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation

Is my little gift to you!

Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication

After what I put them through!

C’mon, sing with me!

No, I’m not gonna do that

I gave you—I gave you

A UTI—a UTI!

Yeah, I gave you—I gave you

A UTI—a UTI!

I’m so good at sex

Your maidenship got wrecked!

My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!

I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy

'Cause I know just what you like

But you should know for a week or so You won’t be able to ride a bike!

I’m sorry if you have to cancel that spin class.

I’ll pay the cancellation fee

because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance.

Anyway…

I gave you—I gave you

A UTI—a UTI!

Not an STD—no STDs!

Just to clarify

If it hurts to take a leak

Well, that’s just part of my technique

What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI?

This guy!

I gave you a UT—

I gave you a UT—

I gave you—

A U…