Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury - Rachel Bloom

Steve called me up, said «Wanna hang out tonight?»

We can see an indie film or just grab a bite

I said, «Oh Steve, you’re cute, but a movie’s not what I need.»

No offense, but I’d rather stay home and read

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury

The greatest sci-fi writer in history

Oh fuck me, Ray Bradbury

Since I was 12, I’ve been your number one fan

Kiss me, you illustrated man

I’ll feed you grapes and dandelion wine

And we’ll read a little Fahrenheit 69

You’re a prolific author, Ray Bradbury

Come on, baby, I’m down on one knee

I carved our names on a Halloween Tree

You write about earthlings going to Mars

And I write about blowin' you in my car

You won an Emmy Award for the screenplay adaptation of Halloween Tree

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury

The greatest sci-fi writer in history

Oh fuck me, Ray Bradbury

S is for space!

L is for love!

S is for space!

L is for love!

S is for space!

L is for love!

S is for space!

L is for love…

Houston: we have a throblem

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury

The greatest sci-fi writer in history

Oh fuck me, Ray Bradbury

Oh oh oh

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury

The greatest sci-fi writer in history

Cause when you fuck me, Ray Bradbury…

Something wicked this way will come

Something wicked this way will come

Something wicked this way will come

Something wicked this way will come

And by come, I mean ejaculate on a book