The Backpack Song - Nerf Herder

I’m gonna get revenge on you

Cuz its the only thing I’ve got left to do

You messed me up in your navy van, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

I’m gonna get you back and its gonna be bad, whoa

I’m gonna get revenge on you, I’m gonna get revenge on you

I’m gonna get revenge on you, yeah!

And so then there was the time

That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack

Which I had bought for tour

This really ugly orange backpack

But I bought it specifically

So that it wouldn’t get confused

With all you other guy’s backpacks

So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said

«Hey where’d you — where did you get that backpack?»

And I said «well I got it at K-Mart

If you get one you should get the GREEN one

Because thats totally different than my ORANGE one.»

Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van

Getting ready to go on tour

And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?

Thats right, it was you!

I’m not crazy, you’re the one thats crazy!

You’re the one that bought my same backpack!

Oooh!

I’m gonna get revenge on you

Cuz its the only thing I’ve got left to do

You’re a stupid-ass backpack-copying freak, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

I’m gonna get you back probably next week, whoa

I’m gonna get revenge on you, I’m gonna get revenge on you

Gonna get revenge on you!

I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get re-venge-venge-venge on you-ou-ou-ou-ou

I’m gonna get revenge on you, yeah!

On you… and your backpack… stealing… self