Portland - Nerf Herder

Go back to Portland

Go back to school

Go back to the 90s

When shit was cool

Go back to metal

Go back to punk

Go back to fucking

And fucking up

Ohh let’s slam the crust punk

'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts

On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue

Nobody gives a fuck

About your stupid food truck at all

Out on the streets

Of Portland

(And there’s more!)

(Alright)

Stop leaving parties

Stop going home

Stop jerking off with

Your iPhone

Stop eating kale

On your sub

Stop drinking coffee

In a strip club

Ohh let’s slam the crust punk

'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts

On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue

Nobody gives a damn

About your stupid folk rock band at all

Out on the streets

Of Portland

Portland x15

Bus ride, (Portland!)

Burnside, (Portland!)

Get drunk, (Portland!)

Crust punk, (Portland!)

Bookstore, (Portland!)

Doughnut, (Portland!)

And that’s everything I know about Portland

Buying the crust punk

A nice big bag of doughnuts

On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue

No one gives a doggy doo

About your stupid home brew at all

Out on the streets

The filthy streets

The crust punk streets

The food truck streets

Out on the streets

Of Portland

Portland, Portland, Portland