The Way of the Dassie - Maxnormal.tv, Yo-Landi Visser

You are tuned into MAXNORMAL.

TV, we make it look easy

Everyone is sheepy, sleepy sick sick sick

We are original unique individuals

Ten out of ten again and again

Exterminating pests germinating

In your stressed demom nests, yes you need a rest

Parasites are creepy always trying to eat me

Possessed by the demon beast 666

Electrify when I testify would the next in line please step inside

Disinfect your mind, make sure that you don’t get left behind

Electronic symphonic melodic exotic harmonic

Steady exorcize melancholic demonic robotics

You like light we like light-bite bite bite bite

We play video game with your life-run run run run

You like light we like night

We play video game with your life-fresh fesh fresh

Fresh out the box brand new

You never speak what is not true

That’s why we love you Dassie

You don’t get bothered

And you never take what is not offered

That’s why we love you Dassie

Alway’s sharp and alert

And you not a pervert

That’s why we love you Dassie

You’re very psychic

But you never kill anyone or anything

That’s why we love you Dassie

Practise to be psychic-next level hi-tech

Beware of corporate mind-tricks don’t be a sucker

Become the enemy, hundred percent energy

Master of reality-go go go go!

Stay furiously curious, live your dream

Neon beams zap through the black-freeze no copy-cats please

Take your sloppy slack schemes throw them in the bin

Stop acting like a looser and maybe you will win

Hands up-king of the young come soon

Thunder pound the ground cartoon boom

Next time you check me on the telly go:

MAX NORMAL is extra-ordinary yo!

Experimental personality often misunderstood

With powers that I didn’t ask for -MAX NORMAL’S hardcore

If your days are dark and your friends are few

Remember MAXNORMAL.

TV is always there for you

Omniphonic techno heart-beat-100 point bonus go!

Aura pumping got the party jumping

No no-no no-no no-no no

No no-no no there’s no limit

I always feel safe whenever I’m with you

Cos you love me Dassie and I love you too

You help me make all my dreams come true

That’s why I love you Dassie!

WAY OF THE DASSIE:

1. Don’t speak what is not true

2. Don’t take what is not offered

3. Don’t be a pervert

4. Practise to be psychic

5. Don’t kill anyone or anything*