Tik Tik Tik - Maxnormal.tv, Neon Don, Yo-Landi Visser

Gommie, Gommie, kykie, kykie waar’s die tik?

Die tik is in jou boude

Kykie, kykie

Kykie fok jou

Kom gee die tik

Ons maak 'n pypie ek is lus

(Growls)

Shut up;

hou op speel man

Steek aan, steek aan daar, ek’s lus!

Klap dit bokkie

Jesus

Go tik tik tik tik tik like me

If you don’t know what the fuck’s going on like me

Tik, tik, tik I’m just a little lightie

I don’t like the drugs, but the drugs like me

Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me

If you don’t know what the fuck’s is going on like me

Tik, tik, tik I’m just a little lightie

I don’t like the drugs, but the drugs like me

Bokkie, staan op, word wakker

Ja ma, Jesus

Jou laat slaap gaan my kwaad maak

Bokkie, jou klein stoutgat, staan op nou

Kykie

Kykie

Kykie

Fok jou

I feel like I’m gonna fuckin' crack

Living in this little broken flat

With my mom and dad

And my gran

And my two

Brahs and my cousins and my aunty

One room

Hot as a oven and I can’t breathe

In fact I can’t sleep in this flat

'Cause there’s bliksemse

Ants in my pants’cause there’s rats in the mattress

Got two black rings underneath my eyes

Lots of bad things happen in the night

My family’s so poor

How poor is they?

My family’s so poor

That I, cant even get a little butter op my broodjie

Can’t even get a koeldrankie with my strooitjie

Miffing in my stokies

Drawing on the wall with a koki

I’m bored and I’m lonely

All on my own, see

I don’t want to listen to what my mother say

I’m gonna run away

Come back another day

Bokkie, kom hier

Blerrie woederige kind

Sy vlieg met skelms en dwelms

Nah man die spoke het haar gevind

Los my uit

Fokkit, Jesus, you better blerrie stop nou

Kykie

Kykie

Kykie

Fok jou

Option A:

Hit the streets

This is gonna be fokken ill

Maybe I’ll get lucky

Say, you like Kentucky?

Who are you?

Baby, I’m a gangster

What’s a gangster?

You don’t know what’s a gangster?

Kykie, you can go to school if you want

Or you can be like me and you can do what you want

Take a pull on the blunt

Feel the funky vibes kicking

Daars dit, vat 'n stuk Kentucky Fried Chicken

Serious?

Do I look like I’m joking?

Hier nie 'n vok nie look what I’m smoking

It’s a tik tik lollipop, pop

This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop

This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop

This, This, will get you lekker gefok in jou kop

It’s a tik tik lollipop, pop

This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop

Kykie

Now you owe me

Move your little stokies

Take this little packie down the street to my homie

Yo, keep it low key

Okie Dokie

Hier’s 'n tien Rand, nou is jy nie broke nie

Den den deren-den den den

It’s fun to hang with a bang bang bang

You get paid you get fed

But my head is dead, de-read dead dead

Sommer now when you ask me how I am;

«No I’m fine!»

Trippin' off my face

Deurmekaar, tired all the time

I wanna push rewind in my mind

Please can I?

Please can I?

Please can I?

Please can I?

Yes you can

Rewind selector

Option B:

Hit the streets

This is gonna be fucking ill

Maybe I’ll get lucky

Say, you like Kentucky?

Huh?

You smell like a Rastafarian

I don’t speak to strangers, plus I’m a vegetarian

So I was saying, maybe I’ll get lucky

Hook up a little jobbie at the cafe

(packie sakkie)

Then I got a little room all by myself in the basement

'Til one day I found myself clapping in amazement

At this guy Max Normal rapping on the pavement

Outside the cafe

Kykie, hy’s fokken wys man

Max Normal is a life saver

Looked me up and down and said

I like your flavour

I was a zero

I thought he was a weirdo

But now I tune him straight «Max you my fucking hero»

He gave me a chance now pump up the bass

Talking on the mic right in front of your face

'Cause I said I could rap

And since then I never looked back

Now I put my pen on my pad

And I’m flipping stacks from my raps

And I’m up back in the track

So fresh getting fresher

Diamonds are created from extreme pressure

Bokkie, Jesus!

Now they know it’s me

When they see me on the TV rapping in the overseas

Here man die kind is brilljant

Ek kan dit nie glo nie

Kykie, kykie, kykie nee ek droom nie

You choose

You lose

Or you win

Choose your own adventure option A or option B

Yes yes it’s all up to you, so what’s it gonna be?

You’ve only got one life make sure you choose carefully

When you choose your own adventure option A or option B

Inquisitive student of life

You choose

You lose

Or you win

Don’t be a vrotkop

Tik is kak