YouTube Culture - Jon Cozart

I’m a famous clown in a flower crown

My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts

My channel takes you through my bedroom routine

It’s just between you and me and 100, 000 other tweens

Don’t care for money, don’t care about the fame

I’m just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames

After five minutes a week you think you know me offline

I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

I… conjure fame with challenge vids and

I… play drinking games to target kids and

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture

The YouTube Cult

Hey guys, I’m on tour, so tug on mommy’s hair

If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire

Ha, ha, hopping town to town in my first class flight

Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn’t write

YouTubers had morals back in 2011

More virgins were at VidCon than in Al-Qaeda heaven

Now we’re snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in

Quality to quantity, it’s Kubrick to Kardashian

I… idolize your idle eyes and

I…'m monetizing kissing guys and

I won’t come out the closet till I’ve got something to sell about it

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle

YouTube Lie

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture

The YouTube Cult

There’s a mystery to being at the top

People think I’m divine (ohhh)

But the truth is, we’re not heroes

We just play some online

I’m like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod

Cause, yeah, I’m just a normal guy but also I’m a God

So I didn’t write my book, Jesus didn’t write the Bible

I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples

I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea

They purchase my biography, despite the fact I’m twenty three

So love me, and I’ll love you more

Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store

I…'m privileged, white, and rich, and male and

You… are not, so worship at my YouTube sale

I put the «I"in «defy"and suddenly you deify me

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation

The YouTube Sin

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle

YouTube Lie

Welcome, welcome, na-nohh

Welcome, welcome, na-nohh

Welcome, welcome

I said welcome to the YouTube Cult