Kirby's Adventures in Reamland - Starbomb

Hey, Kirby’s in Dreamland, gonna eat all your shit!

Including you!

Yo, Dreamland’s where it’s motherfucking at

Seeing Dedede eat food cause he’s motherfucking fat

There’s a little pink bastard

Who’s eating even faster

His name is Kirby, bitch, and he’s the motherfucking master

Eats big things, spits them out with great force

So that got me thinking 'bout my dick of course

You know he’s DTF, this ain’t Super Smash Brothers

Kirby’s banned from tournaments, for fucking all your mothers

Ninja Sex Party and Kirby

Egoraptor getting dirty

You got six inches, we got thirty

(Each, motherfucker!)

It’s time to turn down all the lights

Make sure the mood is right

'Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

Yeah, yeah, that’s right I’m fucking Kirby in the back of my car

He’s transporting on my dick like it’s a motherfucking Warp Star

You never see his tongue, but you better know it’s there

'Cause once he’s got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare

Three bitches just checked up into that shit

Zelda, Peach and Lolo’s girlfriend like a big banana split

Kirby’s dick’s a yellow fruit, just chilling in the middle

Hanging over each edge, make your Double D’s appear little

Scratch that bitch, they sucking on a Twinkie

Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly pinkies

Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy

Starts creeping up their thighs

But they better get in line

'Cause I’m fucking Kirby tonight

And I’ll never have a better night, a better night

Excuse me!

Did somebody say Meta Knight?

No!

Fuck off!

He’s like a little pink potato

Sucking on balls like they’re Metamatoes

Screaming «Oh God» like a double rainbow

What does it mean, motherfucker?

It can’t be wrong if it feels right

We’re painting Dreamland white

'Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

Fuck yeah!