My First White Girl - The White Mandingos, Murs

I wanted her to grow up to be my soccer mom

The white girl that I shoulda' took to prom

Her blonde hair was just like sun-rays

She took me far from the block with the gun play

On Sundays she would make me vegan food

And lots of other shit I’d probably never be into

When we traveled I would be the only black person

Except the gay best friend, he was half Persian

And she truly was the apple of my eye

Never wanted her to ever leave my sight

Miss America, American as apple pie

My first white girl, her first black guy

Pure love sent from the most high

Racist bullshit came from both sides

My homies used to say she wasn’t that fly

My first white girl her first black guy

We used to go to fancy dinners with the folks

It would feel like a episode of Different Strokes

She smelled like a dog when her hair was wet

She said my hair felt like a chia pet

She couldn’t take much direct sunlight

Sunburn, no sex, not a fun night

Newsflash white girls have ass too

And for some of you sisters that’s bad news

I would yell and she’d never say a word back

She used the word cock, I never heard that

We would get drunk off a ton of liquor

I’d say you white bitch and she’d cum quicker

She told me, don’t believe the white lies

My dick was no bigger than a white guys

She looked like Topanga from Boy Meets World

Her first black guy, my first white girl