Black Girl Toof - The White Mandingos, Murs

Product of a unplanned parenthood

Most folks said the you was damaged goods

Wouldn’t change a damn thing if I could

If I could share in your pain, I would

Pops was a G', he ran the whole strip

He was smoked out by nineteen eighty six

Then he fucked around and went to the pen

That’s when your momma got a boyfriend

He’d be standing by your bed whenever you woke up

She said you were the reason that they broke up

She kept bringing home all these lame dudes

When it didn’t work out she would blame you

Divorced the next guy since he was a cheater

Your pops got out, he never came to see you

Every man that you love always seems to leave you

So you don’t think that I’mma to stick around either

If I could turn back the clock

I’d get your pops to stop smoking rocks

And maybe then I’d have a shot

Since your past got your future on lock

I know you been through a lot

I wish I could make the pain stop

I wish you love the man that you got

Instead you love the man that I’m not

Your first boyfriend was a piece of shit

Took you three years for you to leave the prick

Finally caught him cheating, so you had to split

He tried to keep in touch, you wasn’t having it

We was best friends all the way through high school

'til I finally figured out you was the right move

I stepped up when he stepped down

You wanted something different for the next round

I was underground;

a weirdo

But I knew how to treat a woman with respect

I showed you the meaning of true passion

I gave you your first orgasm

He would get on top and just pound on you

He never even went down on you

Well I kiss you head to foot

Busting stupid dope moves, and I had you hooked

I wish I could turn back the clock

Teach your ex to find your g-spot