The Night I Laid You Down - Stephen Lynch

We were young, maybe twenty

You wore a white dressing gown

Drinking wine and dancing slowly

On the night I laid you down

And the moonlight revealed your body

As the radio played some old Phil Collins songs

And we believed in something holy

On the night I laid you down

We had love in our eyes

We passion in our souls

There was fire in our kisses

But it was not a Phil Collins song

It might have been like Mike

The Mechanics

I don’t know who that is

Yes, you do, he was the other guy in Genesis

Mmmm, I’m pretty sure that it was Phil Collins

No, it wasn’t

On this night I laid you down

Any way

it doesn’t matter

Any way

doesn’t matter

We made love

We made love

'Til the dawn

Two hearts beating

Two hearts beating

is all we heard

Oh boy, here we go

Besides that old

There was fuckin' no

Phil Collins song

Well, it might have been that song from the movie with the jambox

Say anything

That’s the one

Who the hell mixes up Peter Gabriel with Phil Collins

Well fuck you, I guess I’m no expert in fucking nineties music whatever

No, you’re not eighties

On the night I laid you down

On the night I laid you down