Pussywhipped - Steel Panther

Hey!

You said the boys were gonna hang tonight

The guys are here but you ain’t anywhere in sight

Your excuses are getting pretty lame

The malady you suffer has a name

Pussywhipped

Your balls don’t have a chance

Pussywhipped

Your girlfriend wears the pants

Pussywhipped

Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope

Yeah yeah yeah

Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope’s

Holy hell

Yeah she’s pretty, but no one is that fine

What you need to do is grow a spine

Pussywhipped

Your girl locked up your nuts

Pussywhipped

And now you can’t bang the sluts

Pussywhipped

I was in a situation like the one you’ve got

Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot

Well I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is wise

You need to tell your dick to open up its fucking eyes

Open up your eyes

We’re all getting so tired of this game

The sickness you’ve contracted has a name

Pussywhipped

Your balls don’t have a chance

Pussywhipped

Your girlfriend wears the pants

Pussywhipped

You’re calling it «romance»

Pussywhipped

Your whore’s got you in a trance

Pussywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped

You’re whipped!