Poontang Boomerang - Steel Panther

Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago

Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below

She never got a call back, I couldn’t get on that fatty

Yeah we’re golfin' three days later, guess who shows up as my caddie?

Poontang Boomerang

Just can’t throw her away

Dump her ass on a Friday night

She’s back by Saturday

Sing it, Poontang Boomerang

My friend was gettin' married, and met the bride to be

It was pretty obvious, she wanted some of me

I told her just the one time, I would make an exception

Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception

Poontang Boomerang

Give that shit a hurl

But I can almost guarantee

I’m gonna wind up with that girl

Poontang Boomerang

Thought about goin' gay

The boomerang wang is even worse they say

Wow

Look out

You can chuck that whore, if you don’t wanna fuck no more

But you better watch out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back

If you’re tired of getting in her brown, you can take the next bus out of town

But you can’t get far enough away, that bitch will you find any day

Change your name and cut your hair, move away to Timbuktu

But I’m tellin' you right now, that boomerang tang will follow you

You can chuck that whore, if you don’t wanna fuck no more

But you better look out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back

Poontang Boomerang

That shit never fails

Sure as a bear shits in the woods

And sail boats have sails

Poontang Boomerang

Better wise up real quick

But the boomerang is as dangerous

Down under on your dick

Poontang Boomerang

Oh yeah

Poontang Boomerang

Wwwow

Poontang Boomerang

Awww

Poontang Boomerang

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