PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork - Rasputina

Pj:

I’m so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!

Vincent:

I know you are, babe

Pj:

No, it’s quite hot in here

Vincent:

Are you stupid?

It is the nature of a glass house

Oh fabulous, here’s Matthew and Bjork

Bjork:

Hello

Matthew:

Vincent, Polly — So good to see you

Bjork:

I’m so excited!

I’ve never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before

The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me…

He’s opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I’ve not… Experienced before

now.

I’m loving it, to do these things that aren’t necessarily elfin…

Vincent:

Yea, Bjork, whatever

I just wanna know when you two go down, who’s wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?

Pj:

Vincent!

How rude!

Could I weigh any less?

I’m really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take

on characters for performing with the use of make-up.

Eye make-up and--and

lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it’s really quite transformative!

And when I’ve thrown up everything I’ve just eaten then I feel--

Bjork:

Oh to throw up -- It means what?

Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?

I want to know so many things

I’ve got a lot of money for designer clothes

I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garons skirt all

dirty and dusty…

It don’t matter

If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it

Matthew:

I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say

to a picnic?

I’ve got the basket in the bentley…

We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent:

Hey, yeah, Matthew, we’re both hot former football players

I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap-- like a

twig--at the smallest tackle

Let’s put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing

Polly?

Oh look, she’s banging her head against the wall… And Bjork’s recording it

Bjork:

The rhythm!

It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew:

Isn’t she a darling thing?

Vincent:

When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone’s ass, and then I think--

Matthew:

How dare you, sir!

That’s my childwoman you’re speaking of!

Vincent:

Matthew, I didn’t say Bjork

I’m just thinking of any ass

Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass

Like my ass is--

Pj:

Vincent you are an ass!

You are an ass!

Matthew:

What about my ass?

It’s hard from sports

This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of

the Latter Day Saints