Our Lies - Rasputina

Actually, I was never conceived

And I don’t expect to be believed

But I’ve found my mouth stitched shut with glossy pink thread

And when I think of the lie filled love-life that I’ve led…

I row boats all day with Karl, Vlad, and E. Leon

My tongue made of ivory, my teeth are all gone

The bones in my face they weren’t here all along

I’m straight and I love your coffee cake!

I found a lost puppy and I took him home

Since then he’s agreed to leave me alone

For over a month 'cause I’m spelling bee queen

Let me tell you more, you’ll see what I mean

I took a sealion by the waist and I twisted it

Then I kiss-ed it.

It was mossy and chaste

That is funny, isn’t it?

Not to tell you would be such a waste

Can’t you see me?

I am your long lost best friend

Please believe me

All these things have happened

I went for a ride on the carousel

I was on a yellow horse, right behind the swan

In the swan, a man and a woman they were doing it

I didn’t want to look.

I wished I’d brought a book

I looked down at the chip in my horse’s red mane

He had a high, soft, beautiful voice

I got down and ran around, and then I asked him his name

He said out loud, he said it was «First Choice»

Yes Mom, I’m still a virgin

And you are Marilyn Monroe

When I was a little girl, we grew wings and flew under the sea

To see my daddy, Mr. Edgar Allen Poe

Oh, I would crawl into the furnace to take a warm nap

On the cast-iron lap of Walt Disney

Then we’d go out for a swim in the Sea of Mercury

I never thanked him for what he did for me

Can’t you see me?

I am your long lost best friend

Please believe me

All these things have happened