Last Laugh - Jack Parow

I grew up never being that fucking cool

I grew up fucking being bullied at school

I grew up always being shit out of luck

I grew up tied up, trying to get unstuck

I was a fucking nerd fucking most of my life

Playing tv games alone at home every night

Too many pimples, too overweight

No cute dimples nose not quite straight

Small fucking house in the wrong side of town

Never ever up, mostly fucking down

No fancy labels, no nice swimming pool

No mom in a beamer to pick me up from school

Took all the punches but never got the girl

Only cash and carry lunches and allergy pills

The boy with the middle path middle class life

The boy on the edge of a sharp fucking knife

Ha ha ha ha ha, who’s got the last laugh?

Ha ha ha ha ha, move like a giraffe

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is for the losers

Ha ha ha ha ha, fuck all the cool kids

Girls never really gave two fucking looks

I never really looked like those ous in the books

More horatio kane than brad fucking pitt

Less pat lambie a little more johnny smit

Everyone had nikes, I had no name skoene

Everyone had bikes, I drove a fucking scooter

I had peanut butter, no fucking Nutella

My first fucking car was a peach Ford Sierra

Peroxide in my hair, it came out yellow

Everyone had Côte d’Or I had marshmallows

I was always picked last at physical ed

I once got held down and fed stale bread

Life of embarrassment, torment and dread

By the end of high school I was half fucking dead

Stayed away from cool kids made friends with my parents

Spent every night writing lyrics instead

So luckily I grew up, threw up, and forgot

Listened to Wu tang, Easy-E and big Snoop Dog

Everything slowly got less confusing

I found all my friends in fucking rap music

Slowly but surely I lifted from the ash

Found my inspiration in brandy and hash

So I fucking grew up fucking drew up some raps

Starting wearing a vest and a long fucking cap

Rose to the top, the next fucking level

Left the fucking punches for the bass and the treble

Left the kak for the lekker, the pain for the fun

Now when I go on stage the kinners go blam

No more bullies, no more shame

No more teasing I’m kak fokkin mijn

This is for the poes who beat me up elke dag

Enjoy your fucking life, parow’s got the last lag