Train to Nowhere - Hillbilly Hellcats

All aboard, I heard the call

The next stretch, the longest haul

You know I must have been insane

To take a ride upon that train

It’s pickin' up and goin' faster

To a crossing with disaster

And there’s trouble up ahead

At a hairpin turn I dread

Don’t know how I ever let them

Talk me into this

Crashin' through those redlights

Something is amiss

Took a little ride that I thought would entertain

But now I am a first class passenger of pain

But that’s O.K.

I won’t quit

Though I know it’s bound to hurt a bit

We’re late again but what should I care

I’m on a train, a train to nowhere

I’d hop on off of this here train if I had the chance

There’s gotta be an easier way to travel

But all this locomotion has got me in a trance

My poor brain is starting to unravel

So feed the fire, stoke the coal

Lord have mercy on my soul

Ain’t no conductor, this train’s a mess

On a fast non-stop express

But hop on board if you must

I’m sure that soon you will adjust

We’re late again, but what should I care

I’m on a train, a train to nowhere

I’d hop on off of this here train if I had the chance

There’s gotta be an easier way to travel

But all this locomotion has got me in a trance

My poor brain is starting to unravel

So feed the fire, stoke the coal

Lord have mercy on my soul

Ain’t no conductor, this train’s a mess

On a fast non-stop express

But hop on board if you must

I’m sure that soon you will adjust

We’re late again, but what should I care

I’m on a train, a train to nowhere

I’m on a train, a train to nowhere

I’m on a train, a train to nowhere