Hillbilly Love - Hillbilly Hellcats

Once upon a time on a dark lovers' lane

Had a big jog o' whiskey and a full moon to blame

I asked if you could tell me what you were thinkin' of

You didn’t even blush when you said"hillbilly love"

I knew that you weren’t jokin' when you started to proceed

To take the kind of lovin' only hillbillies need

But just about that time came a light from above

The officer spat when he saw hillbilly love

Chorus:

Hillbilly love, it came from the east

It ain’t no kinda lovin' for no man or no beast

Hillbilly love, it moved to the west

It’s the kinda lovin' that we all love the best

They dragged me down to central, was the worst of my fears

Stood me right on up in front of 12 of my peers

Judge asked the sheriff what was I accused of

Someone screamed when the sheriff said «hillbilly love»

Sheriff gave a hand, picked the judge up off the floor

Judge stood on up and said to please tell him more

Sheriff said ain’t kidding when push came to shove

he could tell by the smell it was hillbilly love

Chorus.

I prayed to be delivered, I cried and then I wailed

But they gave me my deliverance in the Horton County jail

I’m hopin' that someday I’ll get a pardon from the Gov.,

But until that day comes I’m gettin' hillbilly love