Octoberfest - Hail Mary Mallon

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs

Bobby bananas foster

Intense like a campers crossword

Slicker than some pants he bought for

Dinner with the Manson lawyers

Dippin' on some two-for-Tuesdays

In excess of the moody bluejays

A dead limb from a jewel removed

Way back when he used to make suits with Kool-Aid

Cold cuts with the Blair Witch spare rib

Post up with the Maryland Terrapins

Donuts in the derelict airship

That he stole in a moment of some barely-there shit

Spit take the tobacco cancer

Switch blades with a pack of panthers

Just wait 'til the captain answers

And we all give way to the jack-o-lanterns

Naughty nurses cursing loudly

Gassed up from the bourbon bounty

Like she don’t give a burp about me

But she still get low by Bergen county

Let me clear my name and bury

This hatchet in your caged canary

With a cape and hair piece

Buenos Aires like ‘Collect call for Agent Clarice'

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

Hey motherfucker

This year Halloween fell on a weekend

Vacate shells in a heat lamp

Free man teeth on a five finger meal plan

Knight might go Sistine with his free hand

King of the keypad, egad

Please be careful

Can’t trust Weasley or werewolf

Batman, Yoda, Luigi, scarecrow

Out from an evening of air holes

Into the fray, deadly dipshits

Raised on blades in a red delicious

In the end it wasn’t about pez or licorice

It was children engaged in obsessive mischief

Like black Jansport crammed with an arsenal

Of egg cartons and barbasol

You’re in the army now a hierarchy of hazing

Partly a comrade, partly a play thing

Heart with a place for the guard

Who execute grace with a X-ed out face

Still, even at the mercy of beautiful masks

Here’s how I further detach

Under a burgundy moon

Out from the wings

Off with the veil

Off with the skin

Tossing his bones in the wind

Everybody goes home in the end 'cause

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs

We got no rules in here

One by one, we’re losing here

Reckless, stressed, and super weird

With heavy heads as souvenirs