Mailbox Baseball - Hail Mary Mallon

Jolly roger flags, glass in his gill

Mary wants the captain jacked and dragged to the bilge

Tethered to the weather vain and drained of his fill

Poured into cups, and drank once its chilled

Crazy fucking loon, bugs on his lips

Tugging on his handle bar mustache grips

Steiner full of shells and a belt full of clips

For the first, time he’s left off your list

Least sandbagged, (bagged), most unimpressed, (pressed)

Finger-nailed Creedmore walls in the flesh, (flesh)

Feed into the fabric of distraction and death, (death)

Statler alarmed, (larmed), waldorf upset (set)

Green moss chops (chops), dummy after dinner (dinner)

Bottle rockets soaring as little surrogate fingers, (fingers)

Draw claw marks across a permanent winter (winter)

Age-old husk, (husk), immature forever, (ever)

Run from the hounds, marking the wall

Mommy tattooed on the arm of the law

Maid milked drilled till the partridge appalled

More game got, cartridge installed

What’s on first?

basses are warm

And all of them are mine and their faces deformed

Chin music played on the razors reward

P isn’t free, pay for the porn

Half great dane, (dane) half great depression (pression)

Tin can tail finding anarchy impressive (pressive)

Taught himself to rap and calibrate archaic weapons (weapons)

Wiz on the techs (techs), class pay attention, (tention)

Pocket knives theatre (theatre), mutiny houdini (dini)

Dissapear before appearing sorcery is easy (easy)

Might’ve picked the wrong week for cordially retreating, (treating)

Hang on to your fillings (fillings), organize your species, (species)

Red alert panic, hands on the deck

Motor mouth body shop canceled your check

East bound and up truck sample sex

Mouth full of miller handful of x

Skim from the top, undercut the take

Clubber lang the banker butter up the other 8

Wait for the beep leave your number and your name

And why it is you called, props or complaints?