Man's Best Friend - George Clinton

Uh-huh, AHH HAH!

OOH YEAH!

Treat me bad, and I’ll take it

Throw your ball I’ll run and chase it

Fetch you the newspaper

Treat me good, I’ll do you tricks

When you need, I’ll catch a fix

Love me an' I’m in your favor

I said a dog is man’s best friend!

I said a dog is girl’s best friend!

Oh a fox, can be foxy

And brother wolf, he’s the guy

Chased Red through the woods and ate grandma

But a dog is a dog is a dog is a dog

Unlike the wolf who made a widower of grandpa

I’m like a St. Bernard to you baby when you’re lost out in the snow

I’ll be like Santa Claus in the desert

Say you sho' can use some snow

Provin' dog is man’s best friend

Ohh this sounds familiar

Make me stick my nose in there

And see who do I smell, ahahahaha!

Oooh!

Uh-huh, uh-huh, AHH HAH YEAH~!

Pat my back, pat my back

Pat my back, I’m contented

Watch my tail and I will wag it

Fetch you the newspaper

Extend your hand and I will lick it

Toss a stick, I’ll run and get it

For just a bone I’ll be forever in your favor

Standing guard in the yard

A dog is man’s best friend (Standing on guard)

A dog is girl’s best friend (Standing guard in the yard)

And don’t forget puppy love!

And remember, my bite is rough

Much worse than my bark

An out of control dog, woof!

Tear the roof off!

Dog, is man’s best friend, HIS BEST FRIEND!

Dog is a woman’s best friend

I said dog, is man’s best friend

Extend your hand and I will lick it

Toss the stick I’ll run and get it

Just a bone I’ll be forever in your favor

Standing dog in the yard, GUARRRD~!

Oh we keep turnin ya on, keep turnin ya on

We, keep turnin ya on

Hey hey, OWWWWWWWWWW!