Military Man - Evil Cowards

Military man goes to war in the sand

And he goes «Ahh-ah!

Ahh-ah!»

Marrying a girl that he can’t understand

And she say «Oh no!

Oh no!»

He don’t know where to stand in the chain of command

Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan

Ahh!

Ahh!

Military man gets his meat from a can

And he say «Alright!

Alright!»

He his a driver of a weapons van

And he goes «Oh-oh!

Oh-oh!»

He’s got only one plan and there’s blood on his hands

The solution to Afghanistan is only one man

Wahahahah!

Waa-oh!

There’s a Korean whore in his Mai Tai

He’d like to play a little game, and that’s «do she live or do she die»

Do she die

Ahh!

Military man plays a freedom jam

And he say «Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!»

Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan

«Alright!

Alright!»

He gonna give you a napalm tan

If sees you reading the Quran

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