Soldiers Of Satan - Evil Cowards

Oh!

Say hello to the invisible men

Coming to town to be my friend

They’re gonna be here at a half-past ten

Uh oh!

Really then

Maybe you see or maybe you don’t

Maybe you’ll see what the others won’t

Maybe they’ll make you row their boat

Uh oh!

You silly goat

But I’m not ever gonna be one of those

Happy, happy people in ridiculous clothes

Wondering where all the groovy poppy grows

Looking out for the nightmare bird

Custard creaming every curd

And polishing her every turd

Uh oh!

My word

Can’t we just enjoy the show?

Bathing in our mirth and woe

You know I like the status quo

Uh oh!

They will steal the song that you’re humming

And you’ll never see it coming

They have drum machines at the ready to do all of your drumming

Oh yeah!

And if you’re waiting for an answer then prepare to keep waiting

Some people clearly should be stopped from ever mating

Living all their lives just hating and a-hating

Marching through the city with the soldiers of Satan

Ah haaaaaaa

Where it stops nobody knows

So put your money up your nose

Dress her up in flammable clothes

Uh oh!

There she goes

Some will say we’ve gone too far

Others will say we’re shooting par

What’s that sound inside my car?

Uh oh!

My door’s ajar

We are frozen here in the blue light

Sitting ducks in a toxic pond tonight

Watching the fun boys and the good time girls unite

And for every little dick that we are graduating

There’s another temple that we are desecrating

Announcing your arrival as the moon is abating

Pledging your allegiance to the soldiers of Satan

Ah haaaaaaa

It’s a really good time

Ah haaaaaaa

And it will blow your mind

Ah haaaaaaa

It’s a really good time

Ah haaaaaaa

Let’s go!

And we are flaking out and fading fast

Stupidity first and safety last

Have a drink and watch the die get cast

As we abandon ship and torch the mast

This is the only way to live

Black rainbows without Roy G Biv

Come drain your soul through my evil sieve

This is the only way to live

This is the only way to live