Surprise Yourself - Ecid

Death to the mid-twenties pessimist

This dead end debit pimp smiley face is evidence

I don’t love lady luck were just friends with benefits

88 MPH skipping ahead to the second kiss

We all sleep walk embrace your inner coo coo

Don’t kill the dream before the car alarm woo woo’s

And your caught on a treadmill in a tube top and moon boots

Pocket dialing bomb threats to your exes new boo

Said it couldn’t be done- Well I just did it

With no gun, no chain and a dollar bill limit

Fucking cynic, zip it.

Give it a rest.

I’m not finished

Chin up, the grass can’t be that interesting?

Is it?

I celebrate in between both 11:11's

Cuz 4:20 is an irrelevant collection of seconds

I think a lot probably more than recommended

I’m writing a novel in my head and don’t wanna forget it

(Hook)

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We went crazy years ago.

Surprise yourself before you ancient

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We went crazy years ago.

Surprise yourself before you ancient

I used to be so «me against the world» 2Pac- I’m over it

I’d rather hold yoga poses on a pogo stick

And hump my beautiful brunette til the crazy dog notices

Instead of going postal on a mogul screaming «socialist!»

Ya gotta scare yourself stupid.

Ya know moon a platoon

Steroid enthusiasts while hoola hooping in a pool of AC units

Til your soul gets so electrocuted your baby’s

Mommas other babies daddies babies shoes fit

Last week I signed a contract on an airplane

Just to light a match and dance in its ashes

While we crash landed in the mid-Atlantic

Sorry Captain, don’t panic it just had to happen

Don’t believe in magic?

And fabricated accidents?

I do- But I wear skinny jeans like we invented fashion

And damn I look good- better than your girlfriend

Who wants a court side seat to see the world end

(Hook)

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We went crazy years ago.

Surprise yourself before you ancient

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We went crazy years ago.

Surprise yourself before you ancient

I finally figured out this whole walking through walls thing

And all it took was a jack-hammer golf swing

If only I could conquer walking on water

Then my friends my game would really be evolving

I quit drinking started eating cold turkey

I was getting too loose too topsy turvey

I’ll never get bamboozled you can’t out work me

Why such a hurry?

Stay a while.

We’re just getting flirty

(Hook)

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We went crazy years ago.

Surprise yourself before you ancient

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing

We will surprise you We will surprise them

We went crazy years ago.

Surprise yourself before you ancient