Fuckpig Sloshpots - Dirty Dike

Look at you sitting there, grandy as a fuckpig

«Sup Bitch» looking like you need to lick some nuts quick

Well I ain’t the butcher with the free pork sausage

You’ve seen more bollocks than you’d feed your gossips

Now stop it

Get your skanky man hands away from me

Ham flaps blatantly, mad mashed with AIDS disease

I’d give a shit if you’re the fittest, crisp chick

With the biggest tits

You’re still a fuck piggy in the middle bitch

I ain’t into it, I used to be a little bit

But had to go clinic, now I’m less keen to think with it

Yep, yep I drink a bit

Tell a slag to fuck off

But only when she’s acting like a cunt and wants to suck cock (fuck what?)

What, that’s a fair enough exchange

When I’m getting called a pervert for staring at her mates

And all I really wanna do is bash a chair across her face

Miss thinks I’m the bad guy, hilarious grapes

Me and my gang are fucking crazy

I wouldn’t fuck you if you paid me

It ain’t because I’m bloody lazy

I’d rather sit and sniff my drugs

Its like «Blahhh», bitch just needs to back down

Fit ones, fat cows and slags with their rats out

Its mad how you can blag a slapper in a cab now

Pull the yaks pants down and bang her on your man’s couch

That’s how your self respect levels hit the bloody floor

You grubby whore, what you asking me for money for?

Dress rich, less crib

Breath stinks, sets big

SES pig, sex pig

Forget this, next bitch

You are the most irresponsible, disgusting pig alive in the world,

I wish your mother had an abortion.

You have no talent, I’m telling you,

you are the most disgusting pig.

Oh you know actually that’s a compliment,

your lies are so disgusting.

I would love to… I really would love to kick

you in the face