Pork Pie - Dirty Dike

Yeah, less of that soppy bullshit

Let’s try and liven things up a little bit

Yeah, you’re back in tune to your favorite wanker

Hahahaha, make noise if your bored of your life

I bring a massive bag full of compost and Constant beats

Stomp my feet and watch what I want to see

Obnoxious freak lost in a monster’s teeth

I got P, sqashed beef and I drop the beans

I spill gravy, I’m still just a little bit crazy

Me and Jay killed every single gig lately

Been a bit cagey, the skinny kid shaky

The lyricist played by the sniff he spit rabies

Listen, Chris made me, the hippy kid maybe

Still I see the difference in this shit abyss plainly

Pick 'n' mix baby covered in the future

Jugglin' the truth like I’m stuck in a computer

Fuck it, you’re in tune to the troubles of a loser

Cuddlin' a cube love and suck it like a hoover

Nothing but the truth, gettin buggared in a room

Full of fantasized punishment smothered on the tune

You better walk by or get force fed a pork pie

Your wife was knocking on my door like all night

I talk shite, snort lines and I’m E’d up

Clean cut guys get tortured and beat up

Mr. D just walks in the street

Fuck talking to tree stumps, roaring on police trucks

Catch me chopping off a fat rock of Chaplin

Hats off my raps got the back drop collapsing

I’ll match what you can bring

Has been I’ll have you in a backspin embarrassed

Sitting battered with a hand print

«Yeah that’s him!

Yeah The breh with the funny hat

Wearing a rubbish bag»

Yeah, yeah shut it slag

Mouth shut, I got the pimp hand amped up

A loud cunt known to shout stuff and leave your house fucked

Mr. Partyman after sippin' lager cans

I sniff half a gram and charm the piss from your auntie’s pants

I’m bored of my life

Talking my shite

Snorting my lines

Like pork to the pie

Bored of my life

Talking my shite

Snorting my lines

Like pork to the pie

I’m bored of my life

Talking my shite

Snorting my lines

Like pork to the pie

Bored of my life

Talking my shite

Snorting my lines

Like pork to the pie