Fly (Tony Hawks Rap) - Boyinaband, Dan Bull

Smith, Stiffy, Skitch, McTwist into

A Kickflip, Liptrick, quick switcheroo

You kids get pissed if we missed a few

But we got a fricking big list of tricks to do

I’m like giving a nuke to Mr. Magoo

Hit the big red button, head butting

If you dispute

The only way i’ll open my eyes to different views

Is when I’m owning the skies, 360 Degrees

Skatopia bred

Straight over your head

I can’t skate, so I play it from my sofa instead

While you’re wearing your Ray-Bans and getting a spray tan

The British are ripping up the American Wasteland

Dave and Dan are bringing the skill, singing at will

I’d give my kingdom for a H.O.R.S.E., call me King of the Hill

Rap’s Richard the Third

Gap tricking with words

Ha!

Bringing a Flamingo that isn’t a bird

Smack

Hitting the curb like my back wheel

But this isn’t the certain Thug Life 2Pac feels

You won’t be having your cap peeled

But I might crack a Melon, acapella

And prepare your last meal

A bit of Stalefish, you’re not getting bailed prick

So get on your bike lest you get your little Tail Whipped

You failed to nail the trick

You’ve been derailed and made to pale into insignificance

You silly little-

I’m a Tony Hawk addict and I

Jump on my board grab it and fly

Fly (4x)

First of all, I’d like to assure I’m all above board

But as gravity attests, I tend to break laws

That’s legality suppressed when I Spacewalk

So I’m always entertained, I’ll never skate bored

Half work, half play

That 50/50 grind

But there’s two games at stake

And that’s the rap and the skate kind

When I hear a hater say that it’s only a game

«Revert to Manually skating»

What am I, a Caveman?

No way, fam!

So don’t give me that Lip, Trick

When I flip out, jump up and grab you you’ll zip quick

I’ll hit with a Triple Kick, Flip you over, so

There’s a high chance of a Spine Transfer while I bang this sick mix

I got them RSI rhymes

And if you disagree I’ll be like «No, Comply»

While grinding pipes for sure brought nostalgia

If one more man misunderstands when I say Tony Hawk’s Underground, I’ll

Smack that Hipster and break his Indy Nosebone

Hit him so hard, I’ll press his X chromosome

Then get air so high I’ll bring back a boatload of ozone

And tell him what I told Newton: «just give up and go home!»

I’m a Tony Hawk addict and I

Jump on my board grab it and fly

Fly (4x)