Plants vs. Zombies - Dan Bull, Boyinaband

Check, check

One, two

Two, one, one

Three

Hey, what’s happening, Z?

What’s that, you’re battling me?

Well, actually

You’re about to meet my Gatling Pea

I send you back to sleep

You can come and take a dirt nap with me

You must be low on chloroplasts

Because your raps are weak

I’m causin' a solar eclipse

For the whole of your clique

So nobody’s growing an inch

'Til I roll over you, pins

You’ve got all the greens, roots, and pea shooters

So, it’s kind of ironic that your efforts seem fruitless

We’re Zombies!

Yeah, you better be very scared of us

Because, just for you, we’re temporarily vegetarians

Yeah but comparing Plants vs. Zombies is apples and orange

That’s cos we’re opposites

Capitalists and Communists

Capulets and Montagues

Come on, just be honest, dude!

You can’t do half the practical shit that Monty Don could do

I’m the sweetest glucose producer

The yonkers of conkers

Odd Fuschia

Bring your whole ground force

I mow down foes

True to my roots, so, don’t doubt I won’t go down low

Oh, wow, whoa!

The grass is always greener

Don’t doubt, yo!

My raps is always meaner

Baseball Star wth my face all scarred

I will raid your garden and take your car

And by car, I meant brains

But brains didn’t rhyme

That’s why I said that I would take your car

Mate, I’m a Gargantuar

Really?

I was thinking what a wanker you are (Hey!)

Zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies!

Zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies!

(Seriously, Zombies are the best)

Hit you with mushrooms

Pow!

Leave a mushroom cloud

That’s one fewer task that I must do now

Feel the flower power of my Power Flower

Our powers combined will keep you routed for hours

The Jack Bauer of flowers

Attack towers, I’ll clout you

I smack cowboys and doubters

Pirates and parrots

Keep them out of my house

Raa!

Ha-haha-ha!

Man, I laugh at your ballads

Hmm, what’s on the menu?

I think I’m having a salad

Traverse your Astroturf

'Til the dirt is a path and I’ll prove

I’m the top rapper in the Popcap back catalogue, dude (Yay!)

When you all attacked I’d have thought you must be insane

If it weren’t for the mutual lack of a functioning brain

It ain’t wise to go against the grain

I’m a thorn in your side causing no end of pain

It’s a joke you think your flowers are powerful (Haha)

You know the Tower Defence

I know the Tau of War (Whoa!)

That’s a lie, that’s a lie

You’re just cadavers in morgues

But you could even be defeated by a shambling corpse

(Ooohh)

Zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies!

Zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies!

(Ooohh)

Call me a bonehead

'Cause you can see the bone in my head

Call me a Cone Head

Because I put a cone on my head

I don’t need to be clever

My lines are so nice, check it

Urgh!

We’re kind of concise

And I’m not entirely sure

Why there are hordes of violent corpses

At the side of the lawn either

But we are inclined to use force

Well, I’d say that you brainless failures

Were a pain in the anus

But that ain’t the way that I do away with my waste, cuz

If you ain’t hearing this

I make you face my acespearagus

There ain’t a way that I can make it clearer than this

Liches should know

I ditch the bitches and hoes for ditches and hoes

And so I’m soaking you pricks with my hose

Ha!

I’ll murderize you

You’re in deep shit now, fertilizer

I’ll chow down on your hard fiber into my carcass

'Cause it’s harvest time and I’m the Combine Harvester

Nah, man, I’m sick, bruh

Fam, I spit bars

Like Alan Titchmarsh if he had a kid with Rick Ross

Me, I’m boasting on bumping beats

'Bout roasting you punks like pumpkin seeds

Me?

Hard Nut

You?

Bars suck!

Plants?

Champs

Zombies?

Hard luck

Zombies!

Plants vs Zombies!

Zombies!

Plants vs Zombies!

(Don't forget the Zombies)

Zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies!

(Yeah, Zombies, woo!)

Zombies!

Plants vs. Zombies!

(Urgh!)