What Makes You Beautiful Parody - Bart Baker

Check out my hair, isn’t it cute

I use a really expensive shampoo

We’re throwing rocks and acting tough

Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup

Our manager says we have to act straight

Even though we’re all gay

We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks

But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick

Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet

They can’t know oh oh

That you’re not hetero

Snorting bath salts and jumping in place

Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face

Get away you psycho’s I have some mase

Damn that blow oh oh’s

Bet that you taste beautiful

No no!

Get lost you drugged up homos!

We’re playing sports so we seem straight

Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah