Hair Parody - Bart Baker

We used to date

Don’t act like you do not know me

What?

So now in order to gain relevance with teens

I’m gonna ruin your new song with my singing

God no

I call my squad

Hey

Girls we got a problem

What?

Has-been Sean Paul

Is getting featured in our new hit pop song «Hair»

That can’t be it’s not fair no!

Check out his pics

Can’t believe you dated

There’s just one thing to do now get wasted

This is like a nightmare

Hey look there

I just saw Sean Paul out there

I’m sure it was him I swear

I don’t see him anywhere

I hope they don’t look down here

We’re just another generic pop group

Created and managed by Simon Cowell

My next cash cow cos One Direction sucks now

But good pop groups always have five members

We’re just a low-budget Fifth Harmony

Like 98 Degrees was to NSYNC and Backstreet

Pizza guy’s here!

OK

Why did we order this many pizzas?

Hey it’s Sean Paul

Ew get out you geezer!

This song’s ours get lost!

Let Sean da Paul be involved

Maybe if we give ourselves haircuts

Sean Paul will not recognize us

And he’ll get out our hair

I’ll also cut down there

I have got to get in there

Get my hands on all their hair

And cover my head that’s bare

So they’ll think I am younger

Three of us look like perky teenagers

But I look like I’m at least forty-one

Cos she’s my mom

Shh be quiet just act young!

Who are you?

I am the electrician

I’m here to fix the electricity

Ew it is Sean P

Jerk get out of our song please!

Yo yo!

Leave us alone!

Why are you being such a hater?

You’re trying to ruin our song!

No I’m in Jamaica

As you can see I’m in a tropical location

I’m definitely not just hiding in your kitchen

If someone’s trying to get in your house it’s not me

Then who’s the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen?

That is the final straw you freak stop with the stalking!

Don’t lock the door I just want your hair cos I’m balding

We’ve got to call the cops on that weirdo

This is an emergency

We need help please

I am sending the police

What seems to be the problem ladies?

Sean Paul broke in the house to steal our hair

Make him disappear!

Where is he?

He’s in there

Sean Paul

So mi go so den

I stuck a your hair to a my head wit glue

Now I look like I am twenty-two

Can I now be in a dis vid wit you?