Super Fake - Bart Baker

This one’s for the girl with the monster ass

Big giant butt cheeks that are totally plastic

Got a big love lump that’s full of lumps

From pumping silicone into our butts

It’s huge it’s fake it causes earthquakes

I pop bottles with it then I give 'em a shake

It’s cold it’s dope, It might sell coke

When I’m in the air I need two seats and coke

It’sa motherfuckin trip

Bigger than a ship

When I need to shit

I plug up the toilet

That’s the kind of ass that I’m packin' fool

And yes you’d get smashed if I sit on you

I said excuse me, but my ass is so wide

I mean My My My it’s yo mother’s inside

You won’t believe all the stuff that I’m hiding inside

Ya, according to the drug dealer ain’t no lie

Yes I did

Yes I did

Did I mention I’m pregnant with somebodies kid

I am, Nicki Minaj I take massive dumps

I got fake boobs I walk a fake butt

My boobies and my butt cheeks are bouncing away

They’re filled with silicone and they’re coming your way

Can’t you see that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake

Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom

Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake

This one for the bitches with the fake knolls

And them tig ol' bitties full of silicone

If you want you can kick 'em like a bicycle

All the feeling is gone so I wouldn’t know

All the guys lining up to give me that schlong

And then they throw up when they see my dong

They just gotta give me that look

When they give me that look

Then the panties come off off

Excuse me, can we go on a date

I mean, my my my can I sit on your face

Smother you with my cheeks till you suffocate

Put my boobs on your head while you masturbate

Yes I did

Yes I did

Did I mention I’m pregnant with somebodies kid

I am, Nicki Minaj I take massive dumps

I got fake boobs I walk a fake butt

My boobies and my butt cheeks are bouncing away

They’re filled with silicone and they’re coming your way

Can’t you see that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake

Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom

Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake