Pretty Girls Parody - Bart Baker

«Fancy"was a big massive hit

this is a rip-off of it

cos I’m so desperate

To have a hit

But this song’s shitty

it send the message to young girls

pretty equals happiness

if you’re ugly

then you’re worthless

And your life will

be bland and shitty

Hey

I’ve been around so long that these days

the kids do not even know my name

I was big back when their parents were in high school

years

have gone by and I’m out of ideas

nobody cares about Britney Spears

so I hired Iggy to make me

more relevant

In this dumb vid

I’m s’posed to be

an alien

friend of Britney

My career

needs reviving

Hey why aren’t you driving?

This song will never

top the charts

we look like

glam metal hoes

I had work

on my nose

You’re still not pretty

my waist used to be twenty-eight

I can’t fit

in these pants

it’s almost time for me to dance

Just suck in Britney!

Why does

this car wash only employ gay guys

in short shorts that show off their nice thighs?

and why is this rich preppie douchebag

making eyes at me?

Because I just cannot believe

you tried to recreate «Fancy»

but instead you made something

that’s utter crap!

If you think this song’s

message can’t

get worse well

now we’re showun'

in order to have fun

you must have money

but the saddest part is this track

had nine writers on it

don’t believe me just wiki it

It’s true what dummies!

Why the hell did you guys just get into our car?

Get out, we’re trying to leave for a party!

Uhm, excuse me, I’m Britney Spears!

And I’m Iggy Azalea, I mean an alien.

And we’re pretty girls.

More like stuck-up shallow girls!

Iggy, do something!

Oh my god!

You like so totally turned them into cell-phones for product

placement!

Uhm totally!

It’s like my only super-power in this video for some stupid reason.

Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world

all that matters is to be a pretty girl

whitch is ironic because the whole worls agrees

I look like clam chowder and Britt looks like beef jerky

see there’s a

slim line between a beauty and a beast

that’s the real line in this horrid masterpiece

basically we’re sayin' if you ain’t perfect

then you’re life is gonna suck cause you’ll be a reject Iggs

Who here made the song «Pretty Girls»?

I have been sent back in time

to kill you for that crime

and destroy that song!

What’s wrong with our song?

«Pretty Girls»

destroy society

it makes girls think being pretty

is all that matters!

Ehm, Duh, Yeah because being pretty is totally all that matters!

Uhm, Duh, Yeah, Totally, like everybody obviously like totally knows that, Duh!

Time to die girls.

Iggy!

Do something!

We like totally killed the terminator!

TOTALLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!