Lips Are Movin Parody - Bart Baker

My new single has

The exact same beat as

«All About That Bass» had

It’s just abit faster

And this videos trash

It is just a rehash

Of the vid for that smash

Its just not quite as good

I feel dizzy from paint fume

Can’t he spray paint this in a different room

Meghan this production wraps at noon

So just sing your stupid tune

They’re doing these extreme closeups of my lips

It’s guaranteed to make you squeamish

These sets were made by a little kid

Thats why they look like shit

In my last song I attacked women with skinny thighs

And mocked them for their size

Now in this song I say all men ever do is lie

You’re not nice

This video

Is just a commercial

For this new HP tablet

They gave me cash

Millions of dollars

To pretend I use this piece of shit

I didn’t spend

Much on production

That’s why this video looks so cheap

My fame and success

Might not last much longer

So that cash I’m gonna keep

To drive online traffic

In key demographics

We should use this tactic

Fill this vid with webstars

The fans are devoted

They will promote it Wait a second hold it Is that why we’re here Bart

Every time a man makes a sound

He’s definitely lying

Whoa!

Hey!

that’s a generalization

You’re men so your both lying

Meghan it’s not fair to say that all men lie lie lie

Some are naughty, some are nice

Here’s my naughty and nice list

Some are good guys

Your a man so you lie

Santa is dead

He was killed by Meghan

But Christmas must still go on Since you killed him

You must replace him

Put on this Santa suit and be gone

I have a plan

To get my revenge

On all the stupid men and boys

Its the perfect gift

For everyone of them

Much better then Christmas toys