Adore You Parody - Bart Baker

Hey

Ooh I need help

Ooh

Daddy

Mommy

Are you watching?

Wondering

If I am

Making this pointless sex tape right

I just keep on biting

My arm

Maybe

I’ll try mastur

Bating

This awful drawn out tune is a total bore

So I turned to shock value and made a gay porn

Dad, I’m a whore

Aren’t you proud of me?

Can’t ignore someone this trashy

Feed me

I am starving

I am crying out

For food

That’s why I try to eat my fingers and bed sheets

I look like a gross malnourished JB

My arm

Tastes like chicken

Hey

(Mickey)Oh oh oh

Wooo

Miley, it’s me, Mickey

Stop being a slut

Please come back to Disney and Hannah Montana

(Miley) No, I’m a whore

Fuck you and Disney

Softcore porn

Makes way more money

Fingering myself in milk and rubbing on my tiny titties

Come join me

(Mickey) No way, you skank, I’m not here to get nasty

(Miley) God Mickey you don’t know what you’re missing

Just give in and let’s screw

(Mickey) You can’t say no to me, be a mouse and score

I need my moral Miley

(Miley) You need Hannah more

(Mickey) Could I ask for you to wear this wig, boo?

Oh yeah, that’s it!

Hold this mic too.

Oh baby — oh yes, that will do.

Oh god