Whitey - Adam Sandler

Whitey:

Oh they day can’t begin

Till the gard lets me in

Then I walk for some exersise

In less then a snap

I complete my daily lap

Then it’s time to SOCILIZE

I see Raidy and Ruth

At the Information Booth

Have rigged the hearing lady

At Ben and Jerry’s Shake

Then I go to Pet Land

Where the manager stands

Has about to be the dangorous stake

Then I pass the tie rack

On my way to Radioshack

Where I pretent to be a Hollywood Star

I try to walk like John Wayne

While singing in the rain

And the Janitor laughs all the time!

A little bit later

All the flash and the painter

Was so high I had to close my eyes

Janitor:

He takes his 11:30 crap

Whitey:

Then go over to the Gap

And try clothes on for kids my size

You want to go to Panda Express?

Their spicey Chicken is the best!

Go to Instant Barrel for a medium drink

Cause their staff is really nice

And they only use cubed ice

Which is better then chushed I THINK

Bangle lesson nothing sees (?)

Look for chocolate heri-ings (?)

Cuz he les me take a quich cat nap

He says he misses his daughter

Puts my hand in warm water

And I wake up with a WET YELLOW LAP

Footlocker is my last stop

Where I have to go and shop

For some clean passings couples at a nice price

Cuz when I leave the mall

I 'reff' Youth League BASKETBALL

And to look your best… never hurts

But the greatest thing of all

If the truth be told

Here at the mall its never too hot or cold

Cuz they were smart enough to make it truckin tall

.At the mall, at the mall, AT THE MALL!

SHA-LA-LA!