Kid's Play - Adam Sandler

My kid’s only got one line in a play

My kid’s only got one line in a play

My kid’s only got one line in a play

My kid’s only got one line in a play

And yet, the fact is

We still gotta practice

Every day

Oh, no, my kid’s only got One line in a play

My-my-my kid’s only got One line in a play

The dumb teacher Gave the big parts away

Oh, no, my kid’s only got One line in a play

It’s in the first five minutes

But my wife says We still gotta stay the whole way

Fuck no My kid’s only got one line in a play

As soon as my wife looks the other way

I phone in a bomb scare And I call it a day

Because my kid’s only got One line in a play

And she got it wrong