Teenage Love on the Phone - Adam Sandler

Richie: So ya doin’good?

Samantha: Ya, I’m fine, how 'bout you?

Richie: How good could I be?

I haven’t seen you in three hours.

Samantha: Ohhh, Richie.

Hey Richie, my dad’s down the hall, and he doesn’t want me on the

phone.

So if I hang up on you, it’s just because he’s coming.

Richie: Ok.

So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance

thi…

Richie: Hello?

Samantha: Sorry, I thought he was coming.

Richie: That’s ok.

So, about the dance.

Do you wanna meet

Samantha: Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.

Richie: Well that’s ok, I’ll come by and get you.

Lets say around…

Richie: Come on.

Richie: Hey.

Samantha: Sorry.

I guess he was just going to the bathroom.

Richie: That’s ok.

Well look, uh.

what was I saying?

Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like

seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really

kickin.

Richie: Give me a break…

Richie: Hello.

Samantha: Sorry.

It was just my dog.

Richie: Hey, what’s your dad’s problem anyways?!

Why can’t we talk?

Samantha: He just thinks I’m on the phone too much.

Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.

Richie: Don’t hang up!

Samantha: Richie, I can’t talk!

Richie: No, I’m sick of this!

Put your dad on the phone!

I wanna talk

to him.

Samantha: It’s not my dad.

Richie: What?

Well, who’s there?

Why can’t you talk?

Samantha: Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.

Richie: Who’s there?

Is it a guy?!

Samantha: Richie!

Richie: I knew it!

I’ll kill him!

Put him on the phone!

Samantha: oh.

it’s just.

hold on.

Richie: Hey man!

What the hell are you doing there?!

Samantha’s my girl!

You’d better stay away from her or I’ll make you wish you were never

born!

Buffoon: Fuckin’shit!

Richie: Yeah, fuckin’shit is right buddy!

Don’t think I’m kidding

around, man!

I’m crazy!

I’ll

smash your head in!

I swear to God!

Buffoon: One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower.

Her bush starts

above her belly

button.

Richie: Yeah, well that’s too bad!

But I’m still gonna come over there

and beat your face in!

Samantha: What happened?

Was he mad?

Buffoon: My neighbor’s dog has a four inch clit!

Samantha: Oh Buffoon, you’re the coolest.

I love you…