Crazy Love - Adam Sandler, Lisa Mordente

Performed by adam sandler and lisa mordente

Transcribed by the brave raven.

Adam: you dont mind that I think everybodys a robot and all my conversations

are being recorded

Lisa: and you dont mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also

stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)

Adam: and you dont care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road

then pretend theyre alive and think Im a famous football player

Lisa: and you dont have a problem with me when I follow people Ive never met

before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond I have tattooed

on my back

Adam: its very pretty, baby

Both:

Well you must have been sent from above

Youre all that I can think of Youre just as psychotic as me My crazy love

Adam: well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and

I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

Lisa: blah bloo blah bloo bloo

Adam: thank you

Lisa: and you dont make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather and

I also tell everyone I was on a ufo for two and a half years

Adam: I believe you sugarpie

Both:

cause our love is right on track

Im yours, your mine its a fact

Dont forget to take your prozac

My crazy love

Adam: well yesterday I tickled a man who wasnt even there

Lisa: oh three days before that I ran down the street in my wonder woman

underwear

Adam: I didnt care babe I know I never had a job cause Im afraid to talk to people cause I know that theyre all robots who are seeking information

Lisa: they cant fool you sweetheart and I know that you know that Im the one

who burned my cousin chesters house to the ground but you told the cops we were

out ballroom dancing when the came

Questioned you

Adam: I aint no fink, dollface

Both:

cause we know that its true

Only I could love you

We both eat with our hands

My crazy love

Lisa: my crazy, crazy love

(spoken to end)

Adam: oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby

Lisa: I feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me?

Adam: oh yeah, here you go

(splurt)