Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) (Parody of "Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)") - ApologetiX

Sat out the night in a bad town

Workin' on some espionage

Sent in there to test a battle plan

Risky, but we tried to lodge

Two of us pulled in, saw a red light

For the people who were doing wrong

I guess she was harlot but even then

She had heard about-a Israel’s God

We were foreign spies but she helped us to hide

We said that we’d spare her her life

She was a lawful woman in a bad place

In a town that was due for a fall

With just one move she proved she had faith

Was a lawful woman after all

We saw her heart was true and faithful

When the town knocked she hid that fact

The town they said «Those fellows from Israel

Can you tell us do you know where there at?»

«There not in here,» she said, «Go find them!»

And everybody started to run

A-jumpin' on their horse and camels

In a hurry so real soon they were gone

We could see they were gone so we left then

We could see that we owed her our lives

Well, we told her, «Don't get scared, 'cause you’re gonna be spared

But we gotta see a red ribbon if ya wanna still be livin'»

When the wall falls, woman in a bad place

In a town that was due for a fall

With just one move you proved you had faith

You’re a lawful woman after all

After all!

After all!

Mmmmm … After all!