Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless (Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous") - ApologetiX

I know a scene you ought to see

I read it in Luke 16

So let me be I wanna set the scene

A wealthy dude his name’s unknown inside his sprawling home

Stuffing his mouth with that life of ease

While Lazarus is thin and weak, down the driveway on the street

I don’t think he will survive

If he could get that nameless dude to feed him some leftover food

He’d take the crumbs now as they’d fall, if they would fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the nameless

The solid gold bracelets don’t make you blameless

His money is not the problem

He forgot Lazarus;

Think Jesus saw them

Did you know the rich and nameless dude eventually died

And when he woke up things were on the fiery side

With Lazarus across the chasm and Abraham talked to him

He said, «You know it’s really hot in here, my throat is cracked

Send Lazarus to me, O Father Abraham

He can always just run some water down to me»

«I'd like to help you get a drink,» Abraham said, «Honestly

I don’t think that would suffice

But he’s already paid his dues

Now he is somewhere else than you

You think that’s someone else’s fault?

Maybe not»

Lifestyles of the rich and the nameless

They’re always so shameless

God plays no favorites

It’s funny yet such a shocker

How he demanded, «Bring me some water!»

Lifestyles of the rich and the nameless

The one with no status God made so famous

It’s funny to watch the process

Because somebody prosperous He made anonymous

Lifestyles of the rich and the nameless

Designer clothes get spots and holes;

Let’s shop at Payless

Lifestyles of the rich and nameless

Lights out for the rich and nameless

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