No Country - Zack Villere, J-Von

Yeah

Six years and two scores

He walked in the saloon door

With a well-groomed board

Looking for room and bored

Tarot read: doom in a door but he moved forward

His holster rubbing his silk

Saloon keep slid him a beer

Slid it back cause I was asking for a cup of milk

Everyone had laughed until they seen the trick up his sleeve

That his cuff had revealed

Had a whole musket concealed

Not a soul laughed at his milk mustache

But after that one

Placed a bayonet upon a cap gun

Bartender lady asked him where he snatched his hat from

Though true, it’s so rude of you to assume it’s stolen

Then she bent to whisper in his ear and said

The fruit was chosen

Dude was blowing a golden fruit and poaching

And pointed to a jacket in the distance

Double backed to grab it with a witness seeing what happened when he put it on

Poof he was gone

Popped up somewhere he didn’t belong

Lady with the cybernetic legs seen him and asked her what year it was

She said 3018, she pulled a laser out, he grabbed a hatchet

Lacking in tactics he was almost dead but then he was saved by his magic jacket

The adventure took a full turn when he appeared in 2001

Smack dab in front of an Alaskan bull worm

They say legends never die

Man on top of the worm let him slide with a packet of ketchup on his side

Wow, what a clever guy, bragging about vehicles he would never drive

And girls he wouldn’t look dead in the eye

He thought to stay in this year, the future had him petrified, and the near

future made him dead inside

Dropped a banana crepe in his ride and it stained the floor

Took his jacket off, he didn’t wanna play these games no more

Things just ain’t the same no more

They just ain’t the same no more