Pumpin' 4 the Man - Ween

It’s a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps

Sometimes, you think you’re gonna drop

In the end, you’re filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off

And before you can leave, you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop

It’s a real, real bitch to be workin' for the man

But, shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?

I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump

But it’s all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that fucker good

Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump

Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggot’s gas

And think about how bad New Hope sucks

Well, it’s a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up

And then you check their oil and know you’re fucked

Cause no one wants some loser who works for five an hour

Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain, and rude as hell

Well, I can fix a tire like a hurricane, Melinda

I know that I’m the best, for what it’s worth

So if I choose to help ya, don’t look like you expect it

Cause it’s a gift that God gave me at birth

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that fucker good

Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump

Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggot’s gas

And think about how bad New Hope sucks

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that fucker good

Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump

Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggot’s gas

And think about how bad New Hope sucks