Fuckonthe1stdate - Twiztid

Hi!

My name’s Lisa

I’m what some people call a sex addict

I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys

It doesn’t make me a freak, ok?

I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style

And suck cock and all that you know?

I mean I usually just tell 'em

Pull that muthafucka out and let me see it

Get started…

Now let me introduce myself as the man

Fucking every bitch in the world, just cuz I can

And I won’t even play with you bitches that don’t fuck

All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut

I don’t need all the stress and all the games

And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you’re sane

Bitch, you ain’t shit but a ho and a trick

And all you’re good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick

Wanna blame it on my music?

Well that’ll never happen

Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'

Goin' get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheeks

And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets

I’m a lunatic, weirdo, lookin' to get laid

(Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?)

Fuck that, I won’t spend no nickel on no ass

I don’t even want no stinkin' bitches thinkin' about my cash

Bitch, is you coming out of them pants?

I’m trying to figure out whether or not I’m getting ass

You calling me a freak, say I’m moving too fast

But if you don’t fuck on the first date I’m leaving that ass

Bitch wit' the big lips, I’m a young nigga

With crazy fuckin' my hips

And I can make you do things you’re afraid to do

And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you

Hey bitch, that’s a nice ass

Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance

Got me risin' in my pants, and I’m pitchin' a tent

It’s just a video camera, no need to get upset

Hey bitch, do you like sex?

Well me too

I’m goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do

Fuck 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep

Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks

You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle

Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle

And lick it all on the sides and tip

You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips

You can tell it from the getgo bitch, I ain’t the one

And stricly for your info bitch, you ain’t the bomb

I done fucked many two and three hoes at the time

And the most hoes I fuck in one night is like five

DAAAAMN…

You can say I’m addicted to sex

But if you know my sleeze then you know I’m addicted to death

Monoxide fuckin' bitches left to right

Let a killa know, if your fuckin' tonight

Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?

I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach

Leavin' a rash on my cock

Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hot

Hey Bitch, would you finger your box?

And rub the butt of a nigga name Madrox

Half hour killa with an hour worth a dick

So do you wanna fuck?

Hey you, hey bitch…

Stupid bitch!

What the fuck you think this is?

I take you out to dinner

Maybe to a movie, and you don’t wanna fuck?!?

Who the fuck you think you are?!?

Motherfuckin' Liz Claiborne, bitch?

I don’t like that shit, and I don’t like you!

So if you ain’t fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch!

That’s on my moms!

I’m lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit!