The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash! - Toy Dolls

He was a rich man, he was a sod

INCOME TAX THIEF KNOWN AS KEN DODD

Lock him up dump Doddy in the nick

A GREEDY PIG WITH A TICKLING STICK

Not content in the super tax bracket

½ a mill in the pocket of his jacket

He climbed up stairs to hide away the bread

½ a million smackers under Ken’s bed

OO OO OO He dodged the Inland Revenue

A Liverpudlian with loads o' loot

He didn’t declare it, he didn’t give a hoot!

KEN KEN, Who’s he again?

A DISSAPOINTMENT TO THE DIDDYMEN

KEN KEN, Had the upper hand

NOW HE’LL NEVER EXPAND ON HIS 500 GRAND

KEN KEN, HAD A LOAD O' CASH

Till the cops copt Ken in NOTTY HASH

The cops crept in to where Ken slept

THEY KNEW WHERE KEN’S CASH WAS KEPT

Doddy then had to confess

THE DOSH WAS UNDER HIS MATTRESS

OOO…

(Guitar)