Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched - TISM

Come back DJ

Your record is scratched

Come back DJ

What’s wrong with this track?

This ain’t no cutting-edge groove

It’s the needle skipping back

Everybody’s got disrhythmia

This breakbeat’s so confusing

They’ll think the latest batch of 'E'

Been cut with jazz-fusion

Come back DJ

Getting ugly in here

There’s no more bottled water

They’re starting in on beer

Everybody’s coming down

It’ll be a free-for-all

Any more freestyling

They’ll be wanting Aussie Crawl

Come back DJ, come back DJ

Your record is scratched

Come back DJ, come back DJ

Your record is scratched

That’s right, that’s right, I’m sad and blue

Everybody was kung fu fighting

I’m lost, I’m lost, can’t do my thing

Everybody was kung fu fighting

That’s right, that’s right

Everybody was kung fu fighting

I’m lost, I’m lost

And in fact it was a little bit frightening

That’s right, that’s right

Everybody was kung fu fight-

Everybody was kung fu fight-

Everybody was kung fu fighting

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Come back DJ

They’ll suss why you came

Double-decking in the cubicle

With DJ underage

When they find out what you are

How bad’s it gonna get?

You never hung with Nik Fish

And all your friends were mullets

What you know 'bout gabber?

You learned watching the test?

You flew in from Ibiza?

Nah, the bus from Airport West

Come back DJ

I’ll admit I’m scared

Hurry, put your cans back on

They’ve started lobbing theirs

There’s something way too feral

'Bout this tribal gathering

I think De Rigueurmortis

Has started setting in

They’ve stormed the stage

They’re at your booth

But you’re still out the back

With some private school girl

Doing blow with slim boy’s fat

Come back DJ, come back DJ

Your record is scratched

Come back DJ, come back DJ

Your record is scratched

Come back DJ, come back DJ

Your record is scratched

Come back DJ, come back DJ

Your record is scratched

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, alright, alright, that’ll do