Crappy Love Song - Theo Katzman

Two sad people walk down the street

''Where we gonna sit down?'' ''Where we gonna eat?''

Two sad people don’t have much to say

Just ''How are you doing?'' or ''How was your day?''

No more sad, sad, sappy love songs

About two sad people who can’t get along

I want a glad, glad, happy love song

I’d even take a crappy love song like this one

Two sad people don’t let each other down

You can’t get much lower when you’re on the ground

Two sad people don’t fuss or fight

Just a ''Roll over honey.'' and ''Turn off the light.''

No more sad, sad, sappy love songs

About two sad people who can’t get along

I want a glad, glad, happy love song

I’d even take a crappy love song like this one

One sad person might cause a fuss

Say something stupid and mess it all up

Two sad people, that’s a special thing

They’re both blind from the shine of the wedding ring

Two sad people don’t need to rush

There’s no need to hurry, nothing to discuss

Two sad people, they can take their sweet time

And just creep on up to that finish line

No more sad, sad, sappy love songs

About two sad people who can’t get along

I want a glad, glad, happy love song

I’d even take a crappy love song like this one