The Kid's A Mess - The Vibrators

The kid’s a mess, the kid’s a mess

The kid’s a mess, the kid’s a mess hey

Hi-tops heading for the Old Bailey

Curtains is in the out tray

Stocking tops is singing like a canary

Ain’t nothing gonna save you and me

All the aggravation’s doing me in

I’m looking forward to doing time in Sing-Sing

You crawled forth from your stately home

You crawled forth, now you’re crawling back again

The kid’s a mess hey

The kid’s a mess

Janet steals, Johnny drives a stolen car

All the hormones are making them go too far

The parents they don’t know what to do

Kids today are crazy, through and through

The Kid’s a mess